Gee, if there's a "banking crisis" and all these "unusual and exigent" circumstances exist, how come this happened?
April 17 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc., the U.S. bank rescued by $45 billion in U.S. taxpayer funds, ended a five- quarter losing streak with a $1.6 billion profit on trading gains and an accounting benefit for companies in distress.
Or this?
“Amid a continued weak economy, we’re performing well and our backlog remains strong,” Chief Executive Officer Jeffrey Immelt said in the statement. GE rose 32 cents, or 2.7 percent, to $12.60 at 7:37 a.m., before the regular open of New York Stock Exchange composite trading. The company has lost about 67 percent of its market value in the year since Immelt surprised investors with a first- quarter 2008 profit decline and lowered annual forecast.
The Law is that The Fed can only have these programs open with "unusual and exigent circumstances."
Recessions are neither unusual or exigent, and bank after bank has been reporting positive earnings - which is what one would expect as "usual" and "not exigent."
Time to shut it down Ben!
Really folks, that's only half tongue-in-cheek.
I haven't gone through the quarterlies for these firms yet, although I will. But I probably won't have to write about it separately, because in all probability the same thing is going on here that is going on in these other banks: the "profits" are really a matter of shifted loss reserves, shifted "asset" buckets and other sorts of balance-sheet machination.
Is this "illegal"? No. But does it mean that the cash flow is coming in and happy days have returned?
Lookie here:
While the bank cut compensation costs and took fewer writedowns, it couldn’t halt rising delinquencies on home and credit-card loans. Citigroup benefited from higher fixed-income trading revenue that also bolstered earnings at Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and JPMorgan Chase & Co.
In other words, the banks are gambling with the free money we the taxpayers have given them, along with boosting our costs. Between the two even though credit quality is going through the floor they're managing to siphon off even more money for their executives, and because this sort of thing makes stock prices go up the government likes it.
Don't get me wrong - I like rising stock prices too. But I like them to rise due to real business conditions being favorable, because (1) that's sustainable and (2) that means I don't have to keep looking for the magical disappearing floor, and can actually invest.
Neither (1) or (2) is true here.
Oh by the way, here's another reason that Citigroup posted these numbers:
Citigroup posted a $2.5 billion gain because of an accounting change adopted in 2007. Under the rule, companies are allowed to record any declines in the market value of their own debt as an unrealized gain. The rule reflects the possibility that a company could buy back its own debt at a discount, which under traditional accounting methods would result in a profit.
If you want to talk about obscene, that is obscene balance sheet game-playing. What this means is that a firm that has its credit quality decrease, and therefore the trading price of its bonds go down (meaning the market thinks the firm is more likely to default) is able to claim that change as a profit!
Why? Because the firm could "buy back its own debt" at a discount.
Note carefully - the firm doesn't actually have to buy it back (that would be reasonable - book the profit from an actual realized gain) but because it could it gets to book that as a paper "profit" on its financials.
This is the sort of outright
in "accounting" that makes market analysts and investors like me grab for the blood-pressure cuff to see if we're about to have a CVA. See, a firm that is in distress like this is extremely unlikely to buy back its own debt because the reason it is in distress is that the market believes it lacks sufficient cash earnings power to cover its liabilities! That is, the market is discounting the probability of bankruptcy by trading its debt at a significant discount - and this gets counted as a profit?
This sort of nonsense isn't new; in point of fact the banks have been doing this all through this downturn! But this is a particularly-egregious example, so here's the white-hot spotlight Mr. Pandit.
Hope you've got some SPF-200 suntan lotion handy.